Thursday, October 8, 2009

The retro housewife


What does the Retro housewife day look like? Well, we get up, get our kids off to school, pack our hubbies a sandwich and wish them a safe drive. Then our day is OPEN? Some of us watch Oprah or the Soaps, some have a regular routine, for housewives with children our lives revolve around them and their activities, some paint do charity work...or maybe we run a home based business.

Some Retros have money, and for them running the house is comparable to running a small company, managing the staff, scheduling the projects, projecting an image of perfection to the outside world.

The best Retros understand that their purpose is to make life worth living for themselves and their families. That, no matter their income level or social status, they are the center of their families universe and the one who has the difficult task of making the most out of whatever resources are available to them.

In keeping a house, the job is to make it a home. In raising children, it is to turn out well balanced emotionally stable human beings that have the confidence and personal convictions they will need to make their way productively and happily in life. In being a wife, our job is one of support, confidante, companion, lover and best friend.

No small order, but in the end, we are the ones that make the difference in the lives of the other members of our families. Whoever coined the term "little woman" had not the slightest idea of what he spoke, for it is truly "the hand that rocks the cradle" that is an accurate depiction of our role.

We get many emails from housewives who identify with our general opinions on things, and stories about their lives and daily activities. In this section, we are highlighting the things we found in common amongst the hundreds of letters we get.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Glen Campbell - Dreams Of The Everyday Housewife lyrics



She looks in the mirror and stares at the wrinkles that weren't there yesterday
And thinks of the young man that she almost married
What would he think if he saw her this way?

She picks up her apron in little girl-fashion as something comes into her mind
Slowly starts dancing rememb'ring her girlhood
And all of the boys she had waiting in line

Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday housewife
You see ev'rywhere any time of the day
An everyday housewife who gave up the good life for me

The photograph album she takes from the closet and slowly turns the page
And carefully picks up the crumbling flower
The first one he gave her now withered with age

She closes her eyes and touches the house dress that suddenly disappears
And just for the moment she's wearing the gown
That broke all their minds back so many years

Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday housewife
You see ev'rywhere any time of the day
An everyday housewife who gave up the good life for me

Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday housewife
You see ev'rywhere any time of the day
An everyday housewife who gave up the good life for me

Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday housewife

FADE
You see ev'rywhere any time of the day
An everyday housewife...

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Housewife such as a Profession!




I'm not a perfect house keeper. My home is clean, but lived in. I do keep it very clean. I sweep, vacuum and dust almost every day, but it doesn't look like a museum either.

But when this depression set in, my house, though I still swept every day, began to look like I didn't care anymore. Even my husband was troubled by it. You know I didn't go on any medication, I simply got a call from my best friend, after my hubby, bless his heart, called her out of concern.

She laid it on the line, and told me everything about my life she could only dream of having. I have a wonderful husband who loves me with a passion, would never even think of cheating on me, has never abused me, and would do anything to make me happy. I have three wonderful children, though not perfect, they do love me and I them. I have a nice home, and the ability to stay at home and take care of my family.


Ladies, you have to put yourself first. If you don't take care of you, who will?

If you don't take care of you, then you can't be there to take care of the ones you love. I use to have a career, work out, stayed healthy and fit, had a social life, took time out for a bath and a book.

Today I have a schedule again. You may think well why, you're only a house wife. Because being a house wife is like any other profession. If you want it to work you need to run it like a well oiled machine. Which includes every element I need to feel like I am functioning at my best.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Perfect gift for him




A sex toy could be a perfect gift for your boyfriend. But, here, appears a little problem.

First of all, you should make sure that your sexual partner isn’t a shy person and he accepts sex toys. Many men feel themselves insulted when they receive such gifts.

Secondly, if you have used sex toys together before, it means that he isn’t against these toys. If not, have discussions where you’ll find out if he likes them or not. Don’t be shy to ask such questions directly.

Another indication of his preferences regarding sex toys could be his behavior in bed. He will like sex toys if he likes experimenting in bed – new sexual positions, new kinds of sex or watch his reaction and make conclusions when you are discussing about sex toys.

You should know lots of information about his preferences if you want to select the perfect gift for him. This means that you can’t present a sex toy for a new sexual partner with whom you had sex for a few times.

Present him an anal sex toy if he likes to be touch by his butt hole. It could be a butt plug or anal beads or an anal stimulator. All these sex toys can be the perfect gift for him if you select correctly it.

Present him a penis sleeve, a realistic vagina or penis pump if he likes to masturbate a lot. These sex toys will help him to spice up the masturbation. Give him an anal sex toy if he prefers anal stimulation.

Does she like to masturbate in the bathroom? No problem. There are sex toys for such pleasure. They are called waterproof. You may buy him a vibrating Oro stimulator if he is oral sex lover.

You may present him erotic lingerie if Christmas Day is coming. This could be a perfect gift for such special day.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Why women imitate orgasm?



How many times many women imitate orgasm in order not to upset their lovers?

And our men were always ego-strippers. Maybe, it’s time to think about yourself, not to have compassion to them.

Because, less people know that a woman could have 3 types of orgasm: clitoral, vaginal and blended.

Clitoral orgasm

It could be achieved by 2 methods:
- Your partner stimulates with his pubis or tongue;
- Or, the most well-know – masturbation;

Vaginal orgasm

It happens when the vagina is stimulated by the penis, finger or vibrator. This orgasm comes quicker if the vagina is stimulated faster and oftener. There is one more method, this is more slowly and deeply, but it’s longer.

Blended orgasm

It happens from affections, kisses and embraces without stimulation of genitals. But, this kind of orgasm doesn’t happen for all women. Usually, it lasts more rarely than one minute and it’s called solitary orgasm.

Many women are in error, accusing their partners in inability to get them pleasure. Otherwise, orgasm doesn’t happen from genitals, but from head. More exactly, many women aren’t able to listen for their own feelings, learn personal intimate reactions. Don’t be ashamed to masturbate.

And, if you have orgasm while masturbating, means that you can have it with a partner too.

Because, many women think about how they look during of sexual intercourse …
It’s necessary only to switch off your brain and get pleasure, enjoying from kisses and intimate affections.

If the woman clears out all unnecessary thoughts, she will be able to enjoy from the process itself and in result she will get that pleasure that she has dreamed about for a long period of time.