Why socks disappear?

One of my new pair of socks disappeared.

I lose socks. My husband loses socks. I lose husband’s sock, my husband loses my socks.

The mystery is... the remaining sock is always the left one.
Why socks disappear and where are they hiding all the time?

Well, I don’t know where they are living right after disappearance, but I can make some theories.

From time to time our mutual socks are washed and sorted. They end up with mating with a new colleague; I mean with a different kind of sock.

Some socks have a different life, they aren’t sorted or washed. They live a filthy life for a long period of time until their owner will decide to draw attention to them.
Such a life makes them annoyed and they run away from their owner.

Do you believe in such a theory? Maybe yes, maybe not.

Another theory is the following – socks are eaten by washing machines. Perhaps, washing machines like not only energy but also socks. Or maybe, socks for machines are like children for people. They collect them in their giant engines and then educate them.

Do you know another theory, my visitor? I would like to hear those theories you know.

Recently, I've read one more theory regarding socks. According to scientists, there is one special place in every house where lost things live, including socks.

Did you know about this place? No, indeed.

I have a big house. I know every place in here. But, I have never found such a place into my house.

Maybe, this place is kept away from our eyes and only selected people are able to see it.

However, I can’t find the second sock. I should buy another pair.

This time I will choose a funnier pair of socks. Believe me!

Handbags for housewives

Today I decided to "spoil" my adorable soul! I was looking for some interesting stuffs for women.. For those ladies who love themselves and would eagerly present their soul with a gift...

It isn’t a secret for anybody that I love handbags. And I want one.

I have heard a lot of advice when it comes to choosing a bag. Now I want to find a bag that will perfectly fit my preferences. Recently, I've bought a fashionable dress designed by Gucci.

I’ve been thinking about buying a nice leather handbag.
So, first I've googled for "handbag for housewife".

I was delighted to find so many beautiful bags!

I started scrolling down, looking through the google’s results. There were lots of sites which offered beautiful handbags for everyone, from simple models to fashionable.

I could arrange them by price, category, materials which they are made of and so on. In such a way, my work is easier. I call this process – work. Funny, isn't it?!

The first bag which attracted my attention was the "Paris Handbag" (it’s in the photo). It comes in 2 colors: white and black.



Imagine that you walk along the streets holding this handbag, wearing a fashionable dress which has the same color as your handbag. The shoes have the same color, too.

It sounds good and appetizing. It’s a joke. I can’t eat my clothes even though I wish that.

I will tell you a secret. I like black color that’s why I prefer namely this kind of handbag.
It has the right size. I could put inside lots of things like: food, journals, wallet and many other objects.

While looking for something else, I remained wowed for some moments at all. I felt in love with “Spy Bag”. Sooooooooo lovely!



I love this handbag. I’m going to include it in the list for Santa…

How to choose the right perfume?

Today, I would like to share my own experience regarding perfumes and the way I use to select one.
So, I pleasantly invite you to participate in choosing a perfume for me.

Choosing a perfume for yourself, in fact, it's quite a delicate matter. I could say a problem.

When you stay in front of those hundreds of beautifully colored perfumes' boxes and attentively glance at them... What's in your mind? I guess you automatically pose such questions: how should the perfume smell? What color should it be? Will people appreciate the smell of your newbie or not?

In fact, the process of selecting a perfume for myself is funny and interesting but at the same time this is a responsible pastime. According to some data, if you incorrectly choose an aroma this may lead to depression, ill mood and even headache. The perfume is your second skin and the air you breathe. When owning a perfume that doesn't belong to you, your personality and self-assertion is wounded.

I have a dilemma. Before I went shopping I thought that it will be a simple procedure, but now I realize that I can’t solve this problem.

So, should that mean? It means that now I am going to smell all the perfumes displayed on the shelf and I will select only the perfumes which make me happy.

In spite of the facts that I read lots of information about how to select the right perfume I will follow my intuition only.

Thus, equipped with reliable information I am going to test them all. I’m right here, in the shop. I glance at these perfumes... Hold on! I shouldn’t be in a hurry. Why not? As simple as ABC! Because….Because after smelling different perfumes, I will not be able to differentiate the smell that perfectly meets my tastes and preferences.

What should I do in this case? Don’t worry!! I’m going to ask a piece of advice from the shop’s consultant. Oh, it’s a big relief. First of all, she gives me 3-4 perfumes for smelling. Naturally, she applies the perfume’s aroma on the various parts of my body. You should savor the scents and decide which one fits better for you and raises your spirit.

You'd better spread the perfume on your wrist. The consultant recommended me to not spread the perfume on my hair and neck. The aromas will be confused and I will not be able to value the new flavor.

Here is some other advice you should take into account:

- Aromas react differently to temperature' variation, the level of air moisture. In a wet, hot climate – aromas are propagated quickly while “strong” aromas become more intense. In a dry and cold climate aromas “muffle”;

- The skin of every person has its specific smell. It depends not only on your skin’s fat but also on what food the person eats, in which emotional state he/she is, in what ecologic and social conditions he/she lives. Fat food “provide” your skin with a more intense smell;

Finally, I choose the perfume namely for me. It has a soft and fresh smell. It presents me with a fantastic mood and I feel extraordinary.

Housewife – this is also a career!

I’ve met women who being asked “what is your job?” dropped their eyes down modestly and pronounced quietly “Housewife”.

I am not ashamed of my status, inversely; I’m satisfied with my position. Housewife position gives me big advantages in front of women who work outside their house. So, let’s talk openly about housewives.

Career in the family

I will start with the idea that honorable title “housewife” doesn’t fit everyone. I doubt that the women who dream about bright career will like to stay at home.

Though, the majority of women don’t understand that housewives could make also a successful career in their family.

Here, they could find acceptance, love and respect. Moreover, as opposite to business-lady, the housewife can control her time freely. I call all my colleagues to make useful this time.

Every housewife, as any other woman, has her dreams and desires. Generally, the woman forgets about herself because she is always worked up with worries and family needs. At this rate, in my opinion, it’s time to take out to the surface your own “I” and remember that it has also a right for existence.

The next step to the housewife’s career becomes the understanding of the thing that she holds a responsible post – householder. It’s disputable the question, of course, about “who is the owner of the house”.

Practically, namely housewife becomes the leader and directs the family’s life. I assure you that the housewife could make a successful career, “not leaving the house”.

By definition the family is a community where people live under one roof and keep the house together. Unfortunately, there isn’t love and respect in the family all the time, that’s why I make such a definition.

If the husband bears responsibility for the material condition of the family, the rest of things are in the hand of the housewife.

The most expensive sex accessories

Yeah!

I’m so bored and lazy today! What to do?
I decide to read a magazine.

Wow! “The most expensive sex accessories!”... Hmm, that seems to be an interesting topic. I stumble across this funny article adorned with some inviting pics...

Generally, I’m not a person who buys expensive products However, if they deserve this exuberant price I could buy them with pleasure.

According to sexologists, the extinction of passion is a serious problem among all life’s problems. Every day couples face such a problem. Many of them can’t overcome it and that’s why so many divorces happen.

However, people always try to learn and test something new. I’m among this kind of persons.

What did I see so arousing and expensive?

Here are things for women who want to seduce their lovers and husbands.

Have you guessed yet? Not yet?

I zero in on an elegant short-stringer with strip made of natural pearl. It costs around $200. Such short makes any female body attractive.

I want this thing and I want it immediately.

How do you thing, does this accessory deserve this price?

Mmmm, I don’t know, I’m in a dilemma. I want it so much! But I really don’t know if my husband will appreciate it. By the way, here I see other fashionable products dedicated to men. There is an intimate ring with precious stones. I do imagine my lover wearing this luxury thing. Exciting.

Thereby, Swarovski crystals are combined with various masks, corsets, cuffs and collars. These items cost about $5000. I’m not surprised anymore.

They look like gags and decorations for Halloween. Kidding. All they play an important role in avoiding monotony of a family life. After several years lived together couple’s life becomes boring. Admit it!

Imbued with fresh information, I go shopping. I can’t control myself. I decide to buy sexy lingerie for both of us (I never forget about my husband).

I was shocked. In spite of high prices for the offered items, the store is crowded. Moreover, the majority of customers are women. I quickly rushed into the intimate lingerie boutique to be convinced that the things I've targeted are on the shelf. They are. Uh. What a fortune I have today.

In the end, I want to remind you that people want to have things that aren't in their house. And if you man used to see a tender and obedient lady nearby, it’s a high time to make some changes.

I mean a small surprise. For example, how about the idea of appearing in the likeness of a luxurious Fury with diabolical horns made of semiprecious stones? Sounds tantalizing, nope?

How to avoid a family crisis?

Well, well, well. I’m back to continue my post.

Did you miss me? I suppose - yes. I missed you so much all that time I waited edgily.
So, how are you today? I address to housewives – which kind of cooking have you prepare today? I have made a tasty cake – can I feast you?

If you don’t want I will continue with the story about my friend.
As you know, there are lots of different prescriptions for each holiday.

Unfortunately, there are no prescriptions for young couples.
Do you remember how you loved each other in a romantic atmosphere with candles, champagnes and marine products mini-dinners?
Yes, it was so romantic, so excited and appetizingly (not only the dinner but also the sexual partner).

Such prescription can’t be practice by couples who live long time together. You know well each other to play such games or pretend that you are porn-stars.

An old woman risks to look improbable when she wears a short skirt made of black latex. Do you agree with me?

So, guess how the sexual life of my girlfriend at the moment is? No, no, no. Try to guess, not ask me how it is.

Ok. I will tell you. She surprised me. The point is that they make sex everyday. Unbelievable. How much passion could be between them.

She confessed me that they live in this rhythm for the last 10 years. While I turned out was trying to understand what the solution is, she turned red and told about her happy sexual life:

1. Place the bets on the sensitivity. First of all try to like yourself. Believe that “butter” for the body is not nonsense, we can do without, that it makes your skin more delicate. Those pheromones, which are sold in the stores now – aren’t a fiction, in fact they influence the opposite sex. (By the way, you can buy pheromone box and taste it on your colleagues, firstly. I have just tried it and I can’t work at the moment!).

2. Use vaginal beads to train the intimate muscles. I can’t understand what is funny here. While you are laughing, they are used by someone quietly, silently and this person trains the muscles without being noticed.

According to Internet, women buy vaginal beads often: the pleasure is big during the process, and feelings after their usage are like in the faraway youth.
3. Time to time, buy sex toys and use them together with your sexual partner. Try to start with neutral sex toys if the vibrators are contra-indicated psychologically or you know the reaction of your partner.

Modern glamour stores sell, for example, clitoral stimulators; it could be very hard to determine which kind of “game” they are produced for.

That’s why your partner will not be confused with your purchase, if he is educated in a conservative tradition. Don’t you want to buy realistic products, which look awfully?

They aren’t sold in the presentable places. On the other hand, when you visit such places with your sexual partner, you could choose together intimate lingerie, because he wants to see you in such sex lingerie tonight.

So, what is the secret? My girlfriend, 10 years ago, being in a deep family crisis after the second child birth, confessed herself and her husband that she wants something new. As it turned out – he wanted the same. That evening became a real catalyst for their relationship.

Now, they use sex toys time to time and generally they have a creative attitude to the process. They have never had a lack for ideas.

I think that all that is because sex is inexhaustible, and love is eternal.

Confession of housewife

Hi for all! I’m Doris and I’m 25. I’m a modern wife. A lovely wife. A trusty friend. A person who loves her life.

How about some smiles on your face? Ready to get fun? Would you like to come with some trendy ideas, fresh thoughts and reliable advice? Well, feel free to visit this “space” and get satisfaction.

I have created this blog in order to express myself about the main problems related to housewives, my feelings regarding to family, sex and home.

I have discussed with many housewives and I can’t remember at least one couple which has never had a sex problem during their life together.

Nevertheless, every problem has a solution. Ingenious housewives have found lots of ways to overcome misunderstandings in their home.

A friend of mine has resorted to some tricks which saved her relationship.

So, how did she keep her family apart from these ordinary, banal problems?

She confessed to me that the only person who has “lodged” her heart until now is her husband. Meanwhile, she has understood that even the most passionate lovemaking can be boring, dull and unpleasant.

As you can guess, her sexual life has become as colorless as the one of many, many couples from the world.

The same thoughts… The same habits… The same weekend spend with his grandparents…Every day his favorite cake. Every night the same movie… Damn it!

Would not you get sick and tired of these deja vu?

I have never understood the reason why such things happen. None of them is guilty – both partners try to do those things that make each other happy. Unfortunately, the result leaves much to be desired.

Why?

Most probably, I don’t perceive such a simply matter.

Believe it or not, couples’ sex life in a long lasting marriage “limps”. For those who want to contradict me, you just hide this truth or don’t realize it.

It’s a fact. According to sexologists, such twosomes cease to make sex at all.

What to do, ladies and gentlemen? Housewives and girlfriends?

How to rekindle our feelings? How to arouse your sexual appetite?

These are the simplest questions posed by most “healthy” couples.

Sometime I ask myself – what should I do in order to have sex. What should I do to wake his interest in me? I don’t refer only to a deep respect and frank sympathy. I do want sex.

Ouch, I go in the kitchen to prepare dinner for my husband.

I will continue my thought in the next post. See you.

(to be continued)