The most expensive sex accessories

Yeah!

I’m so bored and lazy today! What to do?
I decide to read a magazine.

Wow! “The most expensive sex accessories!”... Hmm, that seems to be an interesting topic. I stumble across this funny article adorned with some inviting pics...

Generally, I’m not a person who buys expensive products However, if they deserve this exuberant price I could buy them with pleasure.

According to sexologists, the extinction of passion is a serious problem among all life’s problems. Every day couples face such a problem. Many of them can’t overcome it and that’s why so many divorces happen.

However, people always try to learn and test something new. I’m among this kind of persons.

What did I see so arousing and expensive?

Here are things for women who want to seduce their lovers and husbands.

Have you guessed yet? Not yet?

I zero in on an elegant short-stringer with strip made of natural pearl. It costs around $200. Such short makes any female body attractive.

I want this thing and I want it immediately.

How do you thing, does this accessory deserve this price?

Mmmm, I don’t know, I’m in a dilemma. I want it so much! But I really don’t know if my husband will appreciate it. By the way, here I see other fashionable products dedicated to men. There is an intimate ring with precious stones. I do imagine my lover wearing this luxury thing. Exciting.

Thereby, Swarovski crystals are combined with various masks, corsets, cuffs and collars. These items cost about $5000. I’m not surprised anymore.

They look like gags and decorations for Halloween. Kidding. All they play an important role in avoiding monotony of a family life. After several years lived together couple’s life becomes boring. Admit it!

Imbued with fresh information, I go shopping. I can’t control myself. I decide to buy sexy lingerie for both of us (I never forget about my husband).

I was shocked. In spite of high prices for the offered items, the store is crowded. Moreover, the majority of customers are women. I quickly rushed into the intimate lingerie boutique to be convinced that the things I've targeted are on the shelf. They are. Uh. What a fortune I have today.

In the end, I want to remind you that people want to have things that aren't in their house. And if you man used to see a tender and obedient lady nearby, it’s a high time to make some changes.

I mean a small surprise. For example, how about the idea of appearing in the likeness of a luxurious Fury with diabolical horns made of semiprecious stones? Sounds tantalizing, nope?

How to avoid a family crisis?

Well, well, well. I’m back to continue my post.

Did you miss me? I suppose - yes. I missed you so much all that time I waited edgily.
So, how are you today? I address to housewives – which kind of cooking have you prepare today? I have made a tasty cake – can I feast you?

If you don’t want I will continue with the story about my friend.
As you know, there are lots of different prescriptions for each holiday.

Unfortunately, there are no prescriptions for young couples.
Do you remember how you loved each other in a romantic atmosphere with candles, champagnes and marine products mini-dinners?
Yes, it was so romantic, so excited and appetizingly (not only the dinner but also the sexual partner).

Such prescription can’t be practice by couples who live long time together. You know well each other to play such games or pretend that you are porn-stars.

An old woman risks to look improbable when she wears a short skirt made of black latex. Do you agree with me?

So, guess how the sexual life of my girlfriend at the moment is? No, no, no. Try to guess, not ask me how it is.

Ok. I will tell you. She surprised me. The point is that they make sex everyday. Unbelievable. How much passion could be between them.

She confessed me that they live in this rhythm for the last 10 years. While I turned out was trying to understand what the solution is, she turned red and told about her happy sexual life:

1. Place the bets on the sensitivity. First of all try to like yourself. Believe that “butter” for the body is not nonsense, we can do without, that it makes your skin more delicate. Those pheromones, which are sold in the stores now – aren’t a fiction, in fact they influence the opposite sex. (By the way, you can buy pheromone box and taste it on your colleagues, firstly. I have just tried it and I can’t work at the moment!).

2. Use vaginal beads to train the intimate muscles. I can’t understand what is funny here. While you are laughing, they are used by someone quietly, silently and this person trains the muscles without being noticed.

According to Internet, women buy vaginal beads often: the pleasure is big during the process, and feelings after their usage are like in the faraway youth.
3. Time to time, buy sex toys and use them together with your sexual partner. Try to start with neutral sex toys if the vibrators are contra-indicated psychologically or you know the reaction of your partner.

Modern glamour stores sell, for example, clitoral stimulators; it could be very hard to determine which kind of “game” they are produced for.

That’s why your partner will not be confused with your purchase, if he is educated in a conservative tradition. Don’t you want to buy realistic products, which look awfully?

They aren’t sold in the presentable places. On the other hand, when you visit such places with your sexual partner, you could choose together intimate lingerie, because he wants to see you in such sex lingerie tonight.

So, what is the secret? My girlfriend, 10 years ago, being in a deep family crisis after the second child birth, confessed herself and her husband that she wants something new. As it turned out – he wanted the same. That evening became a real catalyst for their relationship.

Now, they use sex toys time to time and generally they have a creative attitude to the process. They have never had a lack for ideas.

I think that all that is because sex is inexhaustible, and love is eternal.