Saturday, October 4, 2008

How to avoid a family crisis?



Well, well, well. I’m back to continue my post.

Did you miss me? I suppose - yes. I missed you so much all that time I waited edgily.
So, how are you today? I address to housewives – which kind of cooking have you prepare today? I have made a tasty cake – can I feast you?

If you don’t want I will continue with the story about my friend.
As you know, there are lots of different prescriptions for each holiday.

Unfortunately, there are no prescriptions for young couples.
Do you remember how you loved each other in a romantic atmosphere with candles, champagnes and marine products mini-dinners?
Yes, it was so romantic, so excited and appetizingly (not only the dinner but also the sexual partner).

Such prescription can’t be practice by couples who live long time together. You know well each other to play such games or pretend that you are porn-stars.

An old woman risks to look improbable when she wears a short skirt made of black latex. Do you agree with me?

So, guess how the sexual life of my girlfriend at the moment is? No, no, no. Try to guess, not ask me how it is.

Ok. I will tell you. She surprised me. The point is that they make sex everyday. Unbelievable. How much passion could be between them.

She confessed me that they live in this rhythm for the last 10 years. While I turned out was trying to understand what the solution is, she turned red and told about her happy sexual life:

1. Place the bets on the sensitivity. First of all try to like yourself. Believe that “butter” for the body is not nonsense, we can do without, that it makes your skin more delicate. Those pheromones, which are sold in the stores now – aren’t a fiction, in fact they influence the opposite sex. (By the way, you can buy pheromone box and taste it on your colleagues, firstly. I have just tried it and I can’t work at the moment!).

2. Use vaginal beads to train the intimate muscles. I can’t understand what is funny here. While you are laughing, they are used by someone quietly, silently and this person trains the muscles without being noticed.

According to Internet, women buy vaginal beads often: the pleasure is big during the process, and feelings after their usage are like in the faraway youth.
3. Time to time, buy sex toys and use them together with your sexual partner. Try to start with neutral sex toys if the vibrators are contra-indicated psychologically or you know the reaction of your partner.

Modern glamour stores sell, for example, clitoral stimulators; it could be very hard to determine which kind of “game” they are produced for.

That’s why your partner will not be confused with your purchase, if he is educated in a conservative tradition. Don’t you want to buy realistic products, which look awfully?

They aren’t sold in the presentable places. On the other hand, when you visit such places with your sexual partner, you could choose together intimate lingerie, because he wants to see you in such sex lingerie tonight.

So, what is the secret? My girlfriend, 10 years ago, being in a deep family crisis after the second child birth, confessed herself and her husband that she wants something new. As it turned out – he wanted the same. That evening became a real catalyst for their relationship.

Now, they use sex toys time to time and generally they have a creative attitude to the process. They have never had a lack for ideas.

I think that all that is because sex is inexhaustible, and love is eternal.

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