Family Quotes

Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.

Author Unknown

Only in USA

I always visit salons to make pedicures.

I am a modern woman who tries to look after herself carefully.

It’s very important to look beautiful, even for married women.

Do you agree with me?

Recently, I have visited my sister in Virginia and I decide to visit the salon there.

It left my mouth opened. The owner of the salon has invented a new idea that increases the number of visitors. I’m speaking about a gadget that they use in their salon.

They put tiny carp called “Doctor Fish” in warm water tank in the salon. The salon’s guests put their bare feet in this tank.

Then, the fish nibbles all the dead skin. In fact, this kind of fish has no tooth, that’s why they can’t injure you.

This procedure costs $35 while the traditional pedicure costs $50.

How do you think, such investment is profitable? Yes, it is.

According to the owner, the salon is visited by 5000 persons per week and the majority of them choose the unusual method.

Did I try it? Well, yes. How can I see such thing and not try it. By the way, I am a curious person.

I’ve even taken pictures and I’m going to place them in my blog.

Now, my feet are really delicate.

Would you try such pedicures?

Have you ever seen other methods of pedicures?

Family happinesses

When you look at your life, the greatest happinesses are family happinesses.

Joyce Brothers

Where Are You Christmas?

Where are you Christmas
Why can't I find you
Why have you gone away
Where is the laughter
You used to bring me
Why can't I hear music play

My world is changing
I'm rearranging
Does that mean Christmas changes too

Where are you Christmas
Do you remember
The one you used to know
I'm not the same one
See what the time's done
Is that why you have let me go

Christmas is here everywhere, oh
Christmas is here if you care, oh

If there is love in your heart and your mind
You will feel like Christmas all the time

I feel you Christmas
I know I've found you
You never fade away
The joy of Christmas
Stays here in silence
Fills each and every heart with love

Where are you Christmas
Fills your heart with love.

Good morning, my dear!

It’s 8.00 o’clock in the morning. I woke up because of a dream. An unusual dream...

Do you want me to tell you what was the dream?

Well, it seems that I stay in bed and what about the door? The door is opened slightly.

Who is here? - I ask loudly. Hello, is anybody here?

I hear a voice: “You belong to me”, “I belong to you” … silence …

Then, he finds me… I hear him standing up from the armchair. He calls me and I follow his voice.

His voice… sounds so real and attractive. I can’t refuse him anything.

Thoughts, thoughts – they come in and go away from my mind. Sometimes, the idea appears that this person is an intruder, but who cares?

My heart is beating. I can’t feel my left hand, but we embrace each other.

We don’t speak, but we start kissing. Kissing a lot. He is good at this. Maybe he is good at other things as well.

Then, he directs me to the bed. He pushes me slightly on it and then comes himself.

Where are my clothes? I don’t know where they are. I’m naked. Wait. I see them. They are scattered all over the room.

Then…I will not write what happened next, because it makes me blush.

I will tell only that he wanted to “eat” me the whole day, but, unfortunately, both didn't have much time.

So, we wake up. I wake up also, I mean from my dream.

“Good morning” – my husband said. What a shame? My husband is next to me, but I dream of another man. Ohhh.

My husband gloats me for a long period of time and then says “You are so beautiful”.

He kisses me gently and leads out of the room, inviting me to the dinner.

He is so nice!

Next time, I will try to have a dream with my husband, not with a stranger.

Who knows?!....

Toothbrush Love

Recently, I have found an interesting photo while surfing in Internet.

Incredible, but even Toothbrushes make love.

By the way, have you ever tried such sexual positions?

I am just curious!!!

Elizabeth Arden

Have you ever heard this name? Certainly!

I think that every woman dreams to be like this woman.

Would you like to know more about this woman? Ok. I will try to write some useful information about her and how she started her business.

Elizabeth Arden was a Canadian business woman, the founder of Cosmetic Empire in USA. She came in New-Work in 1908, studied cosmetic art for 2 years and than borrowed money, opened own beauty salon.

Nowadays, it would be strange if you won’t use mascara and shadow for makeup. Arden promoted them and made them popular among women.

Moreover, she enlarged the spectrum of colours. She promoted the idea that make up of the woman should go together with her clothes, but not with hair colour.

So, I will describe some of her perfumes

5th Avenue Perfume

This perfume is destined for young, chic and fashionable ladies. 5th Avenue – is the heart of one of the most amazing city of the world.

After 5 o’clock in the evening, when the twilight comes with soft steps and an agreeable music is sounds from everywhere, she starts to live with anticipation. Anticipation of wind-up parties, romantic dates and stormy night.

Namely these feelings were embodied in 5th Avenue after Five Aroma. The creator of composition Olivier Gillotin calls this perfume “sensual”.

Green Tea Perfume

Green Tea perfume is created on the green tea aroma. It is the most brilliant representative of tea tendency and even its founder. It is one of the first aromas with tea notes.

Coolness, clearness and energy – these are 3 components of this perfume. In this fresh, transparent perfume all notes are in so harmonious interweave, that illusion of submersion in cool water, flavored with green tea leaflets is created.

There is no much bitterness this perfume and it is fetched out with other ingredients which make the perfume unobtrusive and tender.

Why socks disappear?

One of my new pair of socks disappeared.

I lose socks. My husband loses socks. I lose husband’s sock, my husband loses my socks.

The mystery is... the remaining sock is always the left one.
Why socks disappear and where are they hiding all the time?

Well, I don’t know where they are living right after disappearance, but I can make some theories.

From time to time our mutual socks are washed and sorted. They end up with mating with a new colleague; I mean with a different kind of sock.

Some socks have a different life, they aren’t sorted or washed. They live a filthy life for a long period of time until their owner will decide to draw attention to them.
Such a life makes them annoyed and they run away from their owner.

Do you believe in such a theory? Maybe yes, maybe not.

Another theory is the following – socks are eaten by washing machines. Perhaps, washing machines like not only energy but also socks. Or maybe, socks for machines are like children for people. They collect them in their giant engines and then educate them.

Do you know another theory, my visitor? I would like to hear those theories you know.

Recently, I've read one more theory regarding socks. According to scientists, there is one special place in every house where lost things live, including socks.

Did you know about this place? No, indeed.

I have a big house. I know every place in here. But, I have never found such a place into my house.

Maybe, this place is kept away from our eyes and only selected people are able to see it.

However, I can’t find the second sock. I should buy another pair.

This time I will choose a funnier pair of socks. Believe me!

Katy Perry - I kissed a girl

My husband loves the song” “I kissed a girl”. As you know, this song is sung by Katy Perry. I nice girl I could say.

In fact, my husband has no idea what this song really means.

I do.

“This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion”

The title of the song is very exciting. “I kissed a girl” means that this girl is lesbian, that girl is lesbian and both of them like each other.

There are many cases, when the lesbian life starts not with intention, but accidentally. It starts when the person is not sober, I mean person that drunk some alcohol. In such moments, unusual things happen: somebody kisses a girl, another one gambles, someone else kills people.

Everybody likes to do something, but everybody does it in his way.

Generally, when a person is drunk he/she can’t understand what is going on around her/him. All things are like in a dream, but when the alcohol drops out of organism, he/she realizes what was done, but sometime it is too late.

Katy Perry, as other persons, after kissing a girl, realizes what she did and she sings about this in her song.

“It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention”

In fact, we do things because of curiosity. The curiosity makes the humanity to develop. That’s why we were developed from monkey and became what we are today.

Katy Perry was very curious too and she wants to kiss the girl only because this process intrigues her. She wants to understand how it is. I think that every girl kisses another girl in her life, isn’t it?

“I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it”

Such as smoking, either you like it from the first time or dislike for entire.

Katy Perry likes the kissing and I think that she will do it again. Maybe, that girl (who she kisses) has beautiful lips, that is why the kiss was amazing and she likes her.

Moreover, Katy Perry is worried about her boyfriend (yes, she has a boyfriend) and hope that he will not despise her. She wonders how she could do it but after sometime she is happy that she did it.

”No, I don't even know your name

It doesn't matter, You're my experimental game

Just human nature, It's not what,

Good girls do Not how they should behave

My head gets so confused Hard to obey”

I think that it doesn’t matter which name the person has if you like it. The kissed girl is only an experiment for Katy Perry. Maybe she only wants to see how it is and after she will remain that heterosexual as she was.

The singer says that her head got confused. My head can also be in confusion after lots of alcohol. In fact, there is the process after drinking. Your head is like a bomb, you have huskiness. Don’t worry! The problem could be solved with marinated cucumbers. Try and you will see how good will be.

”Us girls we are so magical

Soft skin, red lips, so kissable

Hard to resist so touchable

Too good to deny it

Ain't no big deal, it's innocent”

As I said, you like or not something after the first experience. Katy Perry likes, because in her song, she describes other parts of the girl’s body: soft body, red lips.

She thinks that kissing and touching is innocent, but after this process and taking into consideration the girl is irresistible, she couldn’t stop….

So, the main purpose of this song is clear for me. How about you? What do you think about this song? Maybe, you have another interpretation?

I’m waiting for your comments….

Their love story was her greatest inspiration

Dear Friends,

I can’t tell you how happy I am that you have the opportunity to read my thoughts in this blog.

Because if you are a housewife, you can read some interesting thoughts (I think that we have the same), this blog will be a tremendous find for you.
Just like you, I’ve been interested in improving wife’s abilities.

But now, I will not write about something related to housewife’s abilities, I will write about a well-known author Jane Austin. I think that all housewives like to watch TV and read books related to love stories.

But before I get into details, I’d like to share a pretty amazing story about her.
I am sure that everybody have read books or watched films of this author. All her stories finished with marriage and happy end. The most popular story written by her is: “Pride and prejudice”.



This film was watched in 18 countries by millions viewers.
Could you believe that? In fact, Jane Austin doesn’t describe the love in her books.

Vice versa, she satirizes love, because in that time, it was impossible to get married without money.

She describes relation of money and love, the corrupted society of that time.

I have seen only the films related to her books, but recently I saw a film about her biography. I was surprised, because if the author writes stories with happy ends, it means that her life should have also a happy end.

Generally, the authors wrote in their poems, stories the thoughts which are in their minds, but here I had a dilemma.
How could she write about happy ends if her life was a disaster?

Incredible, perhaps she was a strong person, if she could pass this condition. I doubt that she was a dreamer and all her life dreamed about a happy life.
Do you know that she has never been married?

In fact, she had 3 loves in her life, but all of them were unhappy. Her first love was a young law student Lefroy – they loved each other but they couldn’t marry because they haven had enough money to live together.

The second love she met in Devon, but after some time that young man died suddenly, and the last one wasn’t as intelligent as she expected and she refused him.

Oh, how unhappy her life was. I’m speechless. I even cried when I sow the film and then read the book. All her life was in tortures – to find a house and money for living.

The most interesting was the fact that she wasn’t popular as author when she was alive. All her books (she wrote 6 love stories) became popular after her death.
So, it means that she hasn’t earned much money and she was poor.

I have one question to you, reader. Imagine, you live in the 16-17 sec. and you are a poor person. How do you pass this situation? Maybe, you have some suggestions for how this young lady, I mean Jane Austin, could had a better life with her talent.

Or maybe you think that all creative persons have such life and they aren’t interested in money, prosperity….

Was she a genius?

My advice, read her book, read her biography and then try to understand what was there in her soul and mind.