Family Quotes

Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.

Author Unknown

Only in USA

I always visit salons to make pedicures.

I am a modern woman who tries to look after herself carefully.

It’s very important to look beautiful, even for married women.

Do you agree with me?

Recently, I have visited my sister in Virginia and I decide to visit the salon there.

It left my mouth opened. The owner of the salon has invented a new idea that increases the number of visitors. I’m speaking about a gadget that they use in their salon.

They put tiny carp called “Doctor Fish” in warm water tank in the salon. The salon’s guests put their bare feet in this tank.

Then, the fish nibbles all the dead skin. In fact, this kind of fish has no tooth, that’s why they can’t injure you.

This procedure costs $35 while the traditional pedicure costs $50.

How do you think, such investment is profitable? Yes, it is.

According to the owner, the salon is visited by 5000 persons per week and the majority of them choose the unusual method.

Did I try it? Well, yes. How can I see such thing and not try it. By the way, I am a curious person.

I’ve even taken pictures and I’m going to place them in my blog.

Now, my feet are really delicate.

Would you try such pedicures?

Have you ever seen other methods of pedicures?

Family happinesses

When you look at your life, the greatest happinesses are family happinesses.

Joyce Brothers

Where Are You Christmas?

Where are you Christmas
Why can't I find you
Why have you gone away
Where is the laughter
You used to bring me
Why can't I hear music play

My world is changing
I'm rearranging
Does that mean Christmas changes too

Where are you Christmas
Do you remember
The one you used to know
I'm not the same one
See what the time's done
Is that why you have let me go

Christmas is here everywhere, oh
Christmas is here if you care, oh

If there is love in your heart and your mind
You will feel like Christmas all the time

I feel you Christmas
I know I've found you
You never fade away
The joy of Christmas
Stays here in silence
Fills each and every heart with love

Where are you Christmas
Fills your heart with love.

Good morning, my dear!

It’s 8.00 o’clock in the morning. I woke up because of a dream. An unusual dream...

Do you want me to tell you what was the dream?

Well, it seems that I stay in bed and what about the door? The door is opened slightly.

Who is here? - I ask loudly. Hello, is anybody here?

I hear a voice: “You belong to me”, “I belong to you” … silence …

Then, he finds me… I hear him standing up from the armchair. He calls me and I follow his voice.

His voice… sounds so real and attractive. I can’t refuse him anything.

Thoughts, thoughts – they come in and go away from my mind. Sometimes, the idea appears that this person is an intruder, but who cares?

My heart is beating. I can’t feel my left hand, but we embrace each other.

We don’t speak, but we start kissing. Kissing a lot. He is good at this. Maybe he is good at other things as well.

Then, he directs me to the bed. He pushes me slightly on it and then comes himself.

Where are my clothes? I don’t know where they are. I’m naked. Wait. I see them. They are scattered all over the room.

Then…I will not write what happened next, because it makes me blush.

I will tell only that he wanted to “eat” me the whole day, but, unfortunately, both didn't have much time.

So, we wake up. I wake up also, I mean from my dream.

“Good morning” – my husband said. What a shame? My husband is next to me, but I dream of another man. Ohhh.

My husband gloats me for a long period of time and then says “You are so beautiful”.

He kisses me gently and leads out of the room, inviting me to the dinner.

He is so nice!

Next time, I will try to have a dream with my husband, not with a stranger.

Who knows?!....

Toothbrush Love

Recently, I have found an interesting photo while surfing in Internet.

Incredible, but even Toothbrushes make love.

By the way, have you ever tried such sexual positions?

I am just curious!!!

Elizabeth Arden

Have you ever heard this name? Certainly!

I think that every woman dreams to be like this woman.

Would you like to know more about this woman? Ok. I will try to write some useful information about her and how she started her business.

Elizabeth Arden was a Canadian business woman, the founder of Cosmetic Empire in USA. She came in New-Work in 1908, studied cosmetic art for 2 years and than borrowed money, opened own beauty salon.

Nowadays, it would be strange if you won’t use mascara and shadow for makeup. Arden promoted them and made them popular among women.

Moreover, she enlarged the spectrum of colours. She promoted the idea that make up of the woman should go together with her clothes, but not with hair colour.

So, I will describe some of her perfumes

5th Avenue Perfume

This perfume is destined for young, chic and fashionable ladies. 5th Avenue – is the heart of one of the most amazing city of the world.

After 5 o’clock in the evening, when the twilight comes with soft steps and an agreeable music is sounds from everywhere, she starts to live with anticipation. Anticipation of wind-up parties, romantic dates and stormy night.

Namely these feelings were embodied in 5th Avenue after Five Aroma. The creator of composition Olivier Gillotin calls this perfume “sensual”.

Green Tea Perfume

Green Tea perfume is created on the green tea aroma. It is the most brilliant representative of tea tendency and even its founder. It is one of the first aromas with tea notes.

Coolness, clearness and energy – these are 3 components of this perfume. In this fresh, transparent perfume all notes are in so harmonious interweave, that illusion of submersion in cool water, flavored with green tea leaflets is created.

There is no much bitterness this perfume and it is fetched out with other ingredients which make the perfume unobtrusive and tender.

Why socks disappear?

One of my new pair of socks disappeared.

I lose socks. My husband loses socks. I lose husband’s sock, my husband loses my socks.

The mystery is... the remaining sock is always the left one.
Why socks disappear and where are they hiding all the time?

Well, I don’t know where they are living right after disappearance, but I can make some theories.

From time to time our mutual socks are washed and sorted. They end up with mating with a new colleague; I mean with a different kind of sock.

Some socks have a different life, they aren’t sorted or washed. They live a filthy life for a long period of time until their owner will decide to draw attention to them.
Such a life makes them annoyed and they run away from their owner.

Do you believe in such a theory? Maybe yes, maybe not.

Another theory is the following – socks are eaten by washing machines. Perhaps, washing machines like not only energy but also socks. Or maybe, socks for machines are like children for people. They collect them in their giant engines and then educate them.

Do you know another theory, my visitor? I would like to hear those theories you know.

Recently, I've read one more theory regarding socks. According to scientists, there is one special place in every house where lost things live, including socks.

Did you know about this place? No, indeed.

I have a big house. I know every place in here. But, I have never found such a place into my house.

Maybe, this place is kept away from our eyes and only selected people are able to see it.

However, I can’t find the second sock. I should buy another pair.

This time I will choose a funnier pair of socks. Believe me!

Katy Perry - I kissed a girl

My husband loves the song” “I kissed a girl”. As you know, this song is sung by Katy Perry. I nice girl I could say.

In fact, my husband has no idea what this song really means.

I do.

“This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion”

The title of the song is very exciting. “I kissed a girl” means that this girl is lesbian, that girl is lesbian and both of them like each other.

There are many cases, when the lesbian life starts not with intention, but accidentally. It starts when the person is not sober, I mean person that drunk some alcohol. In such moments, unusual things happen: somebody kisses a girl, another one gambles, someone else kills people.

Everybody likes to do something, but everybody does it in his way.

Generally, when a person is drunk he/she can’t understand what is going on around her/him. All things are like in a dream, but when the alcohol drops out of organism, he/she realizes what was done, but sometime it is too late.

Katy Perry, as other persons, after kissing a girl, realizes what she did and she sings about this in her song.

“It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention”

In fact, we do things because of curiosity. The curiosity makes the humanity to develop. That’s why we were developed from monkey and became what we are today.

Katy Perry was very curious too and she wants to kiss the girl only because this process intrigues her. She wants to understand how it is. I think that every girl kisses another girl in her life, isn’t it?

“I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it”

Such as smoking, either you like it from the first time or dislike for entire.

Katy Perry likes the kissing and I think that she will do it again. Maybe, that girl (who she kisses) has beautiful lips, that is why the kiss was amazing and she likes her.

Moreover, Katy Perry is worried about her boyfriend (yes, she has a boyfriend) and hope that he will not despise her. She wonders how she could do it but after sometime she is happy that she did it.

”No, I don't even know your name

It doesn't matter, You're my experimental game

Just human nature, It's not what,

Good girls do Not how they should behave

My head gets so confused Hard to obey”

I think that it doesn’t matter which name the person has if you like it. The kissed girl is only an experiment for Katy Perry. Maybe she only wants to see how it is and after she will remain that heterosexual as she was.

The singer says that her head got confused. My head can also be in confusion after lots of alcohol. In fact, there is the process after drinking. Your head is like a bomb, you have huskiness. Don’t worry! The problem could be solved with marinated cucumbers. Try and you will see how good will be.

”Us girls we are so magical

Soft skin, red lips, so kissable

Hard to resist so touchable

Too good to deny it

Ain't no big deal, it's innocent”

As I said, you like or not something after the first experience. Katy Perry likes, because in her song, she describes other parts of the girl’s body: soft body, red lips.

She thinks that kissing and touching is innocent, but after this process and taking into consideration the girl is irresistible, she couldn’t stop….

So, the main purpose of this song is clear for me. How about you? What do you think about this song? Maybe, you have another interpretation?

I’m waiting for your comments….

Their love story was her greatest inspiration

Dear Friends,

I can’t tell you how happy I am that you have the opportunity to read my thoughts in this blog.

Because if you are a housewife, you can read some interesting thoughts (I think that we have the same), this blog will be a tremendous find for you.
Just like you, I’ve been interested in improving wife’s abilities.

But now, I will not write about something related to housewife’s abilities, I will write about a well-known author Jane Austin. I think that all housewives like to watch TV and read books related to love stories.

But before I get into details, I’d like to share a pretty amazing story about her.
I am sure that everybody have read books or watched films of this author. All her stories finished with marriage and happy end. The most popular story written by her is: “Pride and prejudice”.



This film was watched in 18 countries by millions viewers.
Could you believe that? In fact, Jane Austin doesn’t describe the love in her books.

Vice versa, she satirizes love, because in that time, it was impossible to get married without money.

She describes relation of money and love, the corrupted society of that time.

I have seen only the films related to her books, but recently I saw a film about her biography. I was surprised, because if the author writes stories with happy ends, it means that her life should have also a happy end.

Generally, the authors wrote in their poems, stories the thoughts which are in their minds, but here I had a dilemma.
How could she write about happy ends if her life was a disaster?

Incredible, perhaps she was a strong person, if she could pass this condition. I doubt that she was a dreamer and all her life dreamed about a happy life.
Do you know that she has never been married?

In fact, she had 3 loves in her life, but all of them were unhappy. Her first love was a young law student Lefroy – they loved each other but they couldn’t marry because they haven had enough money to live together.

The second love she met in Devon, but after some time that young man died suddenly, and the last one wasn’t as intelligent as she expected and she refused him.

Oh, how unhappy her life was. I’m speechless. I even cried when I sow the film and then read the book. All her life was in tortures – to find a house and money for living.

The most interesting was the fact that she wasn’t popular as author when she was alive. All her books (she wrote 6 love stories) became popular after her death.
So, it means that she hasn’t earned much money and she was poor.

I have one question to you, reader. Imagine, you live in the 16-17 sec. and you are a poor person. How do you pass this situation? Maybe, you have some suggestions for how this young lady, I mean Jane Austin, could had a better life with her talent.

Or maybe you think that all creative persons have such life and they aren’t interested in money, prosperity….

Was she a genius?

My advice, read her book, read her biography and then try to understand what was there in her soul and mind.

Which words do you hate at the moment?

Yesterday, my friend told me that she hates some words. I asked her which ones?

She replied me:

“Divorce”
“love”
“sexy body”
“lover”
“bedroom”

I understand her, she has divorced recently. She has a difficult life period and I try to help her.

What about you? Which words do you hate and why?

The full story of my fridge

I’m back.

I was occupied a little that’s why I haven’t written any posts.

I decided to make some changes in the house, especially in the kitchen.

Honestly speaking, I don’t like my old fridge at all. It was a wedding present from my mother-in-low. She didn’t ask which kind of fridge we like and she bought it herself.

As you guess, the fridge isn’t practical and stylish. I hate it.

When the question of changes came up, I was the first one who made suggestions. Guess, which ones?

The first thing which I recommended to be changed was the fridge of course.

The suggestion was approved and we started to visit shops to buy one.

Next days were attritional. Lots of shops, many beautiful fridges and incredible… I didn’t know what to choose.

“I don’t want to buy anything at all” – I said at the end. Can you believe that?

We have money, we want to change the old appliance and when we are ready to buy it – it’s very difficult to do it.

How interesting. It makes me listening to all shop assistants and the information takes me without words.

Haven’t you heard about these?

- The fridges are provided with special super cooling air circulation that ensures better food preservation and a constant and even temperature.

- The cool temperature of fridges slows the growth of most harmful microbes. Moreover, it doesn’t change the characteristics of the food.

Would you like to have such fridge in your house? Indeed.

After some days of thinking, we decided. We will buy a fashionable and practically one.

It has 6 easy-clean glass shelves (I thought of myself), 3 adjustable full-width door shelves, covered dairy compartment, extra large pull-out salad and vegetable drawers.

The frost-free freezer section has 4 removable transparent drawers for easy loading and unloading (I thought again of myself).

Quick-freeze function ensures any freshly-added food is frozen quickly to keep its quality. It is rated ‘A’ for energy consumption.

Finally, I bought it. Can you believe? The kitchen interior changed after the fridge was placed there.

I liked the changes. Perhaps I will continue with the bedroom….

Have you ever seen such pillows?

Incredible! How they could make such beautiful pillows?

Imagine, you sleep on such pillow and all your thoughts are about mobile for example.

I would like to buy these pillow, all of them.

Have you seen other designed pillows? Show me, please.

Maybe we will make a competition some day.

Why we need to buy housewife costumes?

Today is a special day. I am going to have guests.

As you know, it’s a long day for cooking, cleaning, dusting and so on. Finally, I must look sexy to amaze my guests.

How it could be? Various ideas come into my head. I am planning all my actions: which flowers will stay on the table, what kind of wine my guests will serve …

Lots, lots and lots of things I have to do and I have just a little problem. I don’t know what to wear to feel practically, because I will serve my guests and in the same time I should look sexy.

What to do? Come to me, ideas. I will use you. Oh, but I don’t have time for doing them.
Maybe, I should buy a housewife costume via Internet. It’s easy and I will have free time for another work.

Oh, it’s not easy to be a housewife or a stay at home mom. We spend much time for cooking, cleaning and so on and don’t attract attention to our appearance.

So, I will order a housewife costume via Internet. I decided to wear a retro costume. It will make me a true and correct housewife. Sounds funny! I will see how I look in such retro housewife costume after trying it on.

I have already prepared all cookies, wine, sandwiches and aperitif.


I’m waiting for my guests. There isn’t any noise in the house. It’s like the silence before the storm. All appliances from the house seem to be stopped. The silence is even in the kitchen where all gadgets worked powerfully recently.

But now, I am sitting on the armchair and wait for… I don’t know what I am waiting for but … The door’s bell sounds. Oh, my housewife costume comes.

I need only 2 minutes to put it on and look in the mirror. So beautiful and incredible. I think that I will amaze my guests not only with my food but also with my dress.

I look like a retro housewife who uses modern machines for cooking.
How clothes may change appearance of a person? I look like the Snow Maiden: beautiful, fashionable and kind.

I will order for the next time a sexy housewife costume to surprise my husband only. I imagine how he will gaze me….

How to be a good housewife?

I remember when I was a child, everyday I dreamed about adult life. I mean, about a job, to have personal money, not to depend on your parents and so on. I think that all of us had the same wishes.

What irony: now, when I have all these things, I want to be that little girl, without any worries and habitual problems.

Very often, my friends and I played games. The most favorite game was the game when you acted the part of housewives. We met our “virtual” husbands, gave them food, had some discussions and then, as it’s normal, we had children.

Have you had such games? I think that every girl have played this game while boys were playing with their little cars and were fighting with so called “not real rivals”.

Now, the things are just a little different. Most often, the husband works all day in order to support financially the family and the wife takes non-financial responsibilities.

Housewives see to the house, prepare food and take care of children (if they are).

Apparently, this life looks like a boring one, but in fact, everybody has lots of works and there isn’t time for thinking about this.

In order to be a good housewife, I will write some rules. Look here:

- Discuss with your husband about the expectations. Ask him: “What are your expectations from me as a housewife?” and vice versa tell him what you expect from him, as a husband. Don’t be afraid to discuss about responsibilities of both of you.

- Take a break. Majority of housewives think that if their status is “housewife” they should look after the house, children, cook and clean twenty four hours a day. However, if they follow such program, after some time they will get tired. It means that they will not be able to manage the house and the whole nine yards. If you feel the same, it’s time to “recharge the batteries”. Take a pause: visit a spa, do exercises, visit a fitness, go out with your best friends, talk with them about your feelings, listen their advice … Permit him to make some house works: take care of children, preparing some foods and only in this case he will respect you, because he will see how hard could be this work, maybe harder than his office work. I mean physically work.

- Be ready to listen to your husband. Generally, the working men could be divided in 2 parts: some of them, after a hard working day, prefer to sit in front of TV or read a newspaper before talking with you about his daily work, others – start to talk just after the house’s door opens. In both cases you should listen to them and support them.

- Prepare food at home. One of the most appreciate thing when we arrive home is the food which can be prepared in a delicious way. Don’t buy fast-food, buy meal and vegetables from the bazaar and prepare a delicious food at home. Your husband will appreciate that.

- Take care of yourself. I know how compressed timetable housewives have. But, you should find time to take care of yourself, because a delicious food with an ugly waitress – isn’t pleasant for anybody. Amaze him with fashionable clothes and stylish make-up. Flirt with him as much as you can. Play some games, for example when you serve him. In fact, the man likes that.

Interesting stories about cats

I have found a funny photo via Internet.

The cat is so cute, isn’t?

In fact, I like cats. I’ve always had a cat when I lived with my parents and now, when I have a family.

As you know, cats make us feel relaxed and they make themselves comfortable on that “territory” of our body which needs affection and love the most.

Perhaps they feel a negative energy and as they are our friends they want to help us. They can’t speak, so they try to attract our attention through other ways: they emit sounds, fawn upon our legs and do many other things that make us happy.

I’m sure that after such a behavior you will not be able to refuse them. I mean to pat their back or add extra ounces to their daily food.

By the way, do you know that after some time of living together, the animals look the same as their owners? It’s a very interesting fact and I support it.
I saw many relationships between owners and their pets … And do you know which thing amazed me?

They were alike, not only physically but also they had the same character.
My neighbor had a small cat with downy hair. Its eyes reflected only kindness. It was always waiting for guests at the entry of the house…

It was quite hospitable and curious to meet people. It looked like “saying” “welcome” or “have a good day” in its language.

Guess, was the owner like its adorable kitten? Indeed. This old tiny woman has goodness without limits. She always asks us “How do you do?” She’s always waiting for us to visit her and prepare delicious cake with tea for this purpose.

However, in spite of the fact that health care providers claim in unison that “cats are dirty” I love to take them into my hands.
I even kiss them. Don’t blame me!

They are like human beings that can’t speak. They have feelings and they are able to love or hate.

One fine day I was given the chance to see a truly furious cat. Oh yes! It was for the first and last time in my life.

Some years ago a friend of mine has visited me. She decided to toy with my little quadruped buddy fretting it very, very much by imitating it.

My lovely cat wasn’t in a good mood that sunny day. It got up in 2 paws and – fantastic!- a real Jackie Chan! It attacked my friend in the literal sense of the word.

I was shocked, too. Something cold “penetrated” my heart. I was frightened. It was my cat, but in a jiffy I understood that I don’t know it at all.

This story finished with a happy end, I mean that my cat calmed down after some minutes. But, I couldn’t relax even after several weeks.

My cat… O my God! It was able to hurt somebody!!? What should I do in such a case?
For that time, I made a decision. I sent my cat in the village, to my parents.

Generally, I think that cats need an open area, a kind of “al-fresco” in order to play, catch mice and feel themselves - animals.

Do you remember your classmates?

It was like in a fairy tale. Your secret admirer who stood in the last school desk. Your best girl friend who helped you in the most difficult situations.

It was really, really nice. Lots of such recollections are in our head, they don’t leave us and time to time they come back in our memory.

So, why I’m writing this? I want to say that 10 years passed after I finished the school. One of my ex-colleagues, Eric, called me last week and said that we should organize a meeting to celebrate it.

In that minute, many scenes of our school together passed in front of my eyes. How I could forget about this important event?

I turned red but my ex-colleague hasn’t seen me, it was a discussion by phone.

O, la, la. Who discovered the telephone? It was a genius.

However, we chose a beautiful and silent place where we could met each others and to have long and nice discussions.

The time was over. All my worries remained at home and I went to the meeting.

The place was really nice. Incredible, but here you may forget about all your problems, necessities. You are together with the nature only.

Ah, how much happiness could be in my heart!

I sow all my ex-colleagues. Incredible, but they haven’t changed much. Their faces remained the same; I read only some maturity in their eyes.

By the way, there was a funny situation. Somebody asked me: “Do you remember me?”

How I could forget such smile, lips and voice. It was he, it was my unforgettable love. It’s still in my mind and time to time appears in my night’s dreams.

Of course, we discussed a lot: about our new love, new life’s goals and how we missed each other. Don’t think that we gave ourselves up to passion. We just only flirted a little.

Majority of ex-colleagues have already a family, even children. All of them work, have the same habitual problems as me.

We discussed hours and hours on end. Everybody spoke, everybody listened and everybody said fine words.

We spoke as adults, but sometime we recollected how we studied together and everybody had a smile on his face.

We though about that, smiling, because we were so dumb at that time.

And about the place… The place was incredible. The rustic design made me speechless.

The view was magnificent. I decided to go to that place next holiday.

So, I saw my ex-colleagues. The time spent with them was the shortest.

And, some bliss and calmness came into my heart. I’m happy.